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vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

they-chose-family:

precarioussanity:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

I read this post and thought “haha yeah that would be scary” and then heard a baby laughing and FREAKED OUT AND ALMOST STARTED CRYING. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

I FORGOT I HAVE A ONE YEAR OLD.

John Winchester is that you

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

(Source: delriodelano)

edwardspoonhands:

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!! {

edwardspoonhands:

all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO WATCH THIS IN THE OCULUS!!!

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.
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fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

(Source: needsmoarcat)

wholockedmydoor:

lenhndrx:

"Game of Thrones"

with makeup and without

So basically they are all just really gorgeous all the frickin time

proximatespade:

I got my hair did

mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

sakoyo:

Obligatory “19 followers till my next hundred” post

I’m surprised I even have this many, thanks!

eeeey if you like my blog then you’ll like sarahs too do the thing!!!

probalicious:

James Crane worked on the 101st floor of Tower 1 of the World Trade Center .. He is blind so he has a golden retriever named Daisy.After the plane hit 20 stories below, James knew that he was doomed, so he let Daisy go, out of an act of love.She darted away into the darkened hallway.Choking on the fumes of the jet fuel and the smoke James was just waiting to die. About 30 minutes later,Daisy comes back along with James’ boss, Who Daisy just happened to pick up on floor 112

On her first run of the building, she leads James, James’ boss, and about 300 more people out of the doomed building.But she wasn’t through yet, she knew there were others who were trapped. So, highly against James’ wishes she ran back in the building.On her second run, she saved 392 lives. Again she went back in. During this run, the building collapses.James hears about this and falls on his knees into tears.Against all known odds, Daisy makes it out alive, but this time she is carried by a firefighter. “She led us right to the people, before she got injured” the fireman explained.Her final run saved another 273 lives. She suffered acute smoke inhalation, severe burns on all four paws, and a broken leg, but she saved 967 lives.Daisy is the first civilian Canine to win the Medal of Honor of New York City.
Pass it on to all animal loversRob Lowry’s photo.

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probalicious:

James Crane worked on the 101st floor of Tower 1 of the World Trade Center .. He is blind so he has a golden retriever named Daisy.
After the plane hit 20 stories below, James knew that he was doomed, so he let Daisy go, out of an act of love.
She darted away into the darkened hallway.
Choking on the fumes of the jet fuel and the smoke James was just waiting to die. About 30 minutes later,
Daisy comes back along with James’ boss, Who Daisy just happened to pick up on floor 112

On her first run of the building, she leads James, James’ boss, and about 300 more people out of the doomed building.
But she wasn’t through yet, she knew there were others who were trapped. So, highly against James’ wishes she ran back in the building.
On her second run, she saved 392 lives. Again she went back in. During this run, the building collapses.
James hears about this and falls on his knees into tears.
Against all known odds, Daisy makes it out alive, but this time she is carried by a firefighter. “She led us right to the people, before she got injured” the fireman explained.
Her final run saved another 273 lives. She suffered acute smoke inhalation, severe burns on all four paws, and a broken leg, but she saved 967 lives.
Daisy is the first civilian Canine to win the Medal of Honor of New York City.

Pass it on to all animal lovers
Rob Lowry’s photo.

  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster

So I retreated from the SPG fanmily for too long and now Carolina’s gone and there’s a new Walter Girl? This is why I should never leave again. Fanmily, take me back?

http://sagansstarrycosmos.tumblr.com/post/97457749716/so-ive-known-this-guy-for-2-3-years-now-and-for

sagansstarrycosmos:

thunderandflame:

sagansstarrycosmos:

thunderandflame:

sagansstarrycosmos:

So I’ve known this guy for 2-3 years now, and for the majority of that time I’ve had a crush on him. Sure, it comes and goes, but it’s always there lingering. Anyway I saw him last night for the first time in a while at a local festival. He was with a friend of ours who I see much more regularly….

As someone who has a crush for months on someone and wanted to ask them out… I took the bold route and asked them how they’d react if I asked them out.

Cue much flailing and trolling from him because he didn’t know how to take it. So I just asked if he was free next week.

My point is… Just fecking do it. Just ask.It’s scary but you got this. I believe in you.

Thanks guys!

He’s a fire twirler so I’ve decided that I’m going to use a long exposure camera and spell out ‘date?’ with sparklers. He’s gotta appreciate fire, right?

Then I’m thinking for the actual date if he accepts we could go to either the planetarium, the aquarium, or the zoo.

Ideas?

Omg thats such a cute idea fucking do it! That is just argh! the cutest way to ask someone out. and that slounds like an awesome date idea!

Bad news, he’s apparently kind of sort of seeing someone that he’s been thinking about cutting off before it goes any further, it’s apparently a complicated situation thunderandflame peanutsatiety lifes-a-blur

To anyone following this situation, he now has a girlfriend (and it’s not me) :(

(Source: friskydrisky)