Machine Love

officialsteampoweredgiraffe:

Hey all!

Check out our newest music video, the 1950’s style inspired song, “I’ll Rust With You”, from our newest album MK III!

Our album MK III can be purchased directly from our website in CD form, or digitally through iTunes and other digital music distributors: http://steampoweredgiraffe.com/musicstore.html

breelandwalker:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

4everonvacation:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

friendlycloud:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

Most relevant post on my Tumblr.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

My favorite picture ever.

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”
While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

Carrie: Holy crap, that’s really gonna mess with-…
Mark: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAD NO IDEA AND I WAS TOTALLY SHIPPING IT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW I WROTE ALL THIS FANFIC AND SOOOO MUCH OF IT IS PORN I GOTTA GO HOME AND BURN A FEW THINGS BYE NOW
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breelandwalker:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

artiestroke:

4everonvacation:

samchekov:

ouyangdan:

dinosaurnatari:

friendlycloud:

reddlr-funny:

That awkward moment far far away.

Most relevant post on my Tumblr.

I am going to legitimately cry at this

I saw this in an interview, because it was held from them until they read it in script. Priceless!

*whispers* im a star trek blog and even i find this necessary to reblog

My favorite picture ever.

I love how Carrie is all “Oh sweet jesus that’s a twist!”

While Mark is like “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

even we trekkies know this important

Carrie: Holy crap, that’s really gonna mess with-…

Mark: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAD NO IDEA AND I WAS TOTALLY SHIPPING IT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW I WROTE ALL THIS FANFIC AND SOOOO MUCH OF IT IS PORN I GOTTA GO HOME AND BURN A FEW THINGS BYE NOW

wickedclothes:

Moons Of Pluto Necklace

Pluto, while not recognized definitively as a planet, is often referred to as a dwarf planet by some. Others think that Pluto is simply a ball of ice and dirt, or perhaps an asteroid. Regardless of its definition, Pluto has five established moons: Charon, Nix, Hydra, P4, and P5. This necklace displays Pluto and all five of its moons, hung on an 18” chain. Sold on Etsy.

ilariaminions:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen.

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak:

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

(Source: corporation-cats)

insertnerdyjokehere:

Star Trek Pocket Cowl 

Keep your neck warm with these made to order Star Trek inspired cowls. Soft and cozy with a perfect pocket for your communicator! Available in Command Gold, Operations Red, and Science Blue. The Command Gold is made from 100% wool, and the Operations Red and Science Blue are 100% acrylic. Stripes designate rank and are available in Captain (thick-thin-thick), Commander (thick-thick), Lieutenant-Commander (thick-thin), and Lieutenant (thick). 

Pin not included.

Available for sale at my etsy shop 

melodyquill:

regalswag:

dhdingo:

egobus:

Australians on Tumblr 

oh my god

America has an eagle plushy.

The best part is how even though I’m South Australian, I read that in a Northern Territory accent.

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

Anyone want to help me obtain a street sign? {

Anyone want to help me obtain a street sign?

bitter-progress:

[x]

follow the person this was reblogged from for an extra hour in the ballpit

joydick:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 extra hours) so give it a try!

cassandraoftroy:

notthelittlesthobo:

I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.

(Source: andyradicalopossumtackler)

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit


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madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit